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2006-08-06

ID CARDS TO BECOME A GOVERNMENT PROFIT CENTRE

6 AUGUST 2006: One advantage of Dr Demento's outburst against his department is that it now leaks freely, easily, and at every opportunity. We now learn from a confidential memo that the Government is planning to charge us £8 every time they need to change our details on the National Register (name, marital status, address etc). The annual revenue is estimated at £1.5 billion from that source alone.

Gordon is also said to be considering a big redesign of the system (with input from Sir James Crosby's "taskforce" on identity management and Sir David Varney's review on optimising use of identity information). The suggestion is to charge private companies for access to the register (despite fervent on-my-mother's-life undertakings from the Home Secretary of the time that this would never happen). 

How the industry must be rubbing its hands. IT projects come in so much over the original estimate precisely because politicians change their minds about what they want.


OUR MISSION (I WISH WE HADN'T DECIDED TO ACCEPT IT)

"The moment we decided not to change the regime but to change the value system, we made Iraq and Afghanistan into existential battles for reactionary Islam." Tony Blair.

Did you realize this was what we were doing? Changing the value system of the East? The prime ministerial mania has "oft been thought, but ne'er so well expressed".


EXTRAORDINARY CONFERENCE DECISION

The nods, winks, hints, and backhand briefing about when Blair may or may not go have gone beyond treble bluff. We should pay no attention to what they say any more, but only to what they do. Francis Elliott revealed in the Independent on Sunday that Tony Blair has decided that he and Gordon Brown will be the only ministers addressing the party conference. Public attention will be focused onto the only two elements of the Government that matter any more.

This is the most extraordinary decision in party conference history, isn't it? "The move was being interpreted by ministers," Francis said, "as a clear signal that the Prime Minister intends to announce a timetable for his departure."


NOT SO MUCH RELIGIOUS FUNDAMENTALISTS AS ORDINARY NATIONALISTS?

The professor of political studies at the University of Chicago, Robert Pape, has this to say: "Contrary to conventional wisdom, Hizbollah is principally neither a political party nor an Islamist militia. It is a broad movement that evolved in reaction to Israel's invasion of Lebanon in June 1982."

Analysing 41 Hizbollah suicide terrorists in Lebanon who bombed between 1982 and 1986, Pape found "eight were Islamic fundamentalists; 27 were from leftist political groups such as the Lebanese Communist Party and the Arab Socialist Union; three were Christians including a female secondary school teacher with a college degree. All were born in Lebanon." 


 

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