On a different note: the Guardian headlines its Pope story: "After a quiet first year as pontiff, God's Rottweiler shows his teeth." 

I bet you £100 at 10-to-1 that the metropolitan liberals of Faringdon Rd would have neither the moral nor physical courage to call some foaming mullah Allah's Rottweiler. Or (as they work hard for pleasing assonance), Allah's Alsatian.