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2008-05-03

WILL WIMBLING BE THE DECISIVE FACTOR FOR BROWN?

3 May 2008
Tessa Jowell says Labour has to stop "all this wimbling around about leadership". She insists Gordon Brown is going to "confound his critics". That'll be quite a trick. 

Has Brown had it? Can he change? At his age? At the required level? The trouble seems to me insurmountable. Politicians can survive accusations of betrayal, deception, sexual misadventure and certainly of "not listening", getting things wrong, incompetence, stupidity, lying, fixing the evidence, overspending in elections, taking the wrong money (the list goes ever on)
 . . . but to bore the electorate is the unforgiveable crime Gordon commits every time he opens his mouth. 

An interjection here: The BBC 5 o'clock news has just carried eight minutes of Boris' inaugural speech at City Hall. EIGHT MINUTES, HARDLY EDITED! Brown wouldn't get eight solo, unedited minutes for the end of the world.  

When he starts talking, people turn away, turn down the volume, think about something else. Why? The feeling he gives off is that he doesn't talk out, to us, he talks in, to himself. And it's painfully, oppressively dull. He bolts phrases together like he's playing with a meccano set. It's institutional, preferably international institutional. It's billions and trillions. It's committees and progressive consensuality. Nothing has less than four syllables. He wimbles around, I suppose. He is wimbling to oblivion. Tessa may have contributed something to the language. 

WE WILL LOOK AND LEARN AND LISTEN AND LOSE.

3 May 2008
The ministerial reaction to the catastrophe has been very flat-footed. Their world has collapsed and Jacqui Smith, Harriet Harman, Tessa Jowell go on the radio to say the government has been given a "very clear message". What is that, actually? The only clear message I can discern is "Go away, we don't want to talk to you."

Their solution is more of the same. More listening. More learning. Gordon Brown's premiership began with a "listening exercise up and down the country". And he cried, doltishly in Downing St: "Let the work of change begin!" It was the first of his lamentable positioning statements ("I'm not Tony Blair" he wanted us to see).

Well the work of change is rather more than half way through, by the look of it. 


 

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